STARBASE 410 NEWS

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ISSUE 2

ISSUE 2: JULY 1999

  • CAPTAINS LOG

    Mission 2 completed. Once again I hope, to the satisfaction of all who took part. My thanks to all who helped in any way. Putting barbecues together, setting up food, manning the 'Ops' table etc. I shan't name individuals incase I miss someone out, you know what you did and accept my thanks.

    I enjoyed the meeting and feel that the club is really starting to come together. Friendships are being made and ideas are coming forward. If you have an idea let us have it, even if you feel it is bizarre. We need different, funny crazy ideas to keep the meetings interesting. My aim and that of the members is to make this one of the biggest and best clubs in the country. When people hear of Starbase 410 they will associate it with friendly, interesting fun meetings. Two meetings down and we already have a membership of 35 plus, with more in the pipeline. Where we will we be in a years time?

    Away Team Missions

    As I mentioned last time, we have been out and about making appearances at charity functions and schools. T'Pina, Tom Carr, Ambassador Ke'reth, General K'batlh, Mark Swan and myself went to Hardwick Middle School Summer Fete the day before the first meeting. The Klingons and the Borg are very popular at these sort of functions. The General went back to Bradford after the first meeting but was back again two weeks later, to stay with me for two weeks. Plenty of wine, talking and costume making into the early hours of the morning and doorstops at midnight can be a lot of fun! Thanks General.

    However, we have worked hard on behalf of the club. We were at Redlodge Strawberry Fair on July 4th. All the above people except Mark, plus the Borg 3 of 30 - Bob Hedley and his family, Wendy, Jessica and Michael were there and all had a great time!

    This is a picture of some of us!

    Friday, saw me and the two Klingons at Gazeley Primary School scaring little 5 year olds and pleasing the older ones. Saturday, July 10th, saw us at Newmarket Carnival. There were 5 Klingons, 2 Vulcans and assorted Starfleet reps, all having fun and posing for photographs. On the following Wednesday we had our first Lakenheath meeting and caused quite a stir, when we dropped in at the local Pub in costume! Ke'reth and I went to Farlingay High Schools' Action Week. The good thing was that the school paid expenses and even gave a donation to the Sea Cadets.

    Until we meet again, good health and best wishes...

    Anarita Jat
    Captain - Starbase 410.


    THIS MONTHS PROFILE

    Name and Rank: General K'batlh sutai loDnl,
    (equivalent in Rank to Starfleet Admiral)

    Position: Commanding Officer IKV, Hegh qaD, a Negh var Class Attack Cruiser and Supreme Commander - Klingon Allied Forces operating in the area of conflict known as the Triangle.

    Klingon Embassy - Military Attache to Starbase 410.

    Education: Imperial Military Academy (Kronos) Double First Biogenetics and Eugenics. Outstanding distictions in Xenobiology and Klingon Biology, Physiology and Psychology.

    Honours: 'betleH obe' (Order of the Bat'leth), member of the Elite 'yan isleth' (Brotherhood of the Sword). Plus a number of other Awards, Honours and Citations for bravery and valour.

    Age: Highly Classified

    Aka: The General, Master, Sir, Mr. Magic Tongue!

    Interests: Drinking, Chocolate cake, Lots of Nubile Young Women, Relaxing in and sometimes destroying Quark's Holosuites.... Then more Nubile Young Women and Chocolate!

    Hates: The "Wesley Crushers" of the universe, dead/cooked food, having his orders disobeyed, Tribbles, soft and wining Cadets, and worst of all - being away from battle, women or chocolate!

    Pets: Four Targs, named - Death, War, Pestilence and Famine./p>

    Ambition: To start (then finish) ARMAGEDDON!


    DEAR DOCTOR

    This spot is to allow you to have any questions of a medical nature answered. It also acts as an "agony uncle" slot. If you wish to send anything in, please send it to the Doctor.

    Q. Dear Doctor, I have a serious problem! I am a Romulan and I have been stationed on Terra for the last 4 years and I have found myself telling the truth and being honest!. My natural Romulan duplicity and egocentricity have almost gone. Is this because I have been spending lots of time away from other Romulans? Have I picked up a nasty case of Federation decency? If I return to Romulus, will I be accepted?

    Yours worriedly
    Sub-Commander P'ing P'ong.

    A.- Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Going home now would be social and political suicide! Spend some time with another deceitful race like the Ferengi. This should help you to ease yourself back into Romulan Society. If it doesn't work...... tough!

    Yours, hoping you fail miserably,
    Dr. K'batlh

    Q. Dear Doctor, I am an Andorian and I've just split up with my girlfriend and we had a huge row, during which, one of my antenna was damaged. Now it's hanging limp and useless, what should I do?

    Yours flaccidly "J"

    A.- Dear "J", I suggest the following. Put a small amount of KY Jelly on your hand and gently, but firmly, massage the offending antenna in an up and down motion. As it begins to respond, increase the speed and continue until it stands erect and firm, just as before. If this fails to work, see me in my consulting room and I will give you some suitable help.

    Yours Stiffly
    Dr. K'batlh


    FROM THE DESK OF THE KLINGON AMBASSADOR

    nuqneH (Greetings), from the Empire.

    I have been asked to write a page for the Stations' internal News Service. So, please answer me a question.... what would you write? I'll admit that the question threw me at first.... then I sat down at my console and stared out at the myriad of stars framed by my office window.

    We Klingons have a reverence for stars. Some might find this odd, after all they are only distant Suns. But I have always found them somehow comforting. When you realise just how small you truly are.

    So I sat down and took a long hot swig from my mug of Raktajino. At one time in my life I thought tat I'd die in battle. A glorious death, is all that I wanted. But for some unknown reason I seemed to be hard to kill. Some say it's luck, but perhaps I am here to serve a higher purpose.

    It's for this reason, that I chose to tell you of my rise to power. It all started back in 2371. I was still serving undercover as part of the Imperial Anti-piracy Task Force. Then... one day, near the Klingon planet of Ty'gokor, we picked up a distress signal. Somehow, a Jem'Hadar assault team had beamed in to the main hall from orbit. Captain Kambei and I moved in, taking weapons from the base armoury, we fell upon our enemy. Looking back, it still strikes me as strange how fate deals you a low blow, just when you least expect it. There, Captain Kambei and myself stood, we were covered in our enemies blood, catching our breath, looking like two warriors from the old sagas; when, who should walk in but Chancellor Gowron! For our timely intervention, he awards us the betleH'obe' (the Order od the Bat'telh). Suddenly we are heroes! We were both invited to join the yan Isleth (Brother hodd of the Sword). I served in this post for about six months before buying a house on the planet Klinzhai. Then late in 2374, I get a call from the head of imperial intelligence to expose a shape shifter that had infiltrated the very heart of the Empire. It was only after successfully completing this mission, that Gowron asked me what I wanted as my reward. I jokingly told him to make me a full Ambassador to the Federation......

    In the early part of the year 2375, I got called to the Federation Starbase 410, located near the Klingon border, to serve the Empire (under Chancellor Martok) as Ambassador.

    During my tenure I wish to aid the understanding, by outsiders, of the Klingon race. This I shall attempt to do by language and by printing extracts from a number of Klingon books. It is to this end that I ask you accept me as your teacher and perhaps in time, your friend.....

    I take my first reading from the Book of Futures, by Khaless, chapter 16 - verse 112.

    "There will come a time, when old enemies unite to defeat a greater foe.
    A time when borders will be struck down, as wheat before the scythe.
    A time, when understanding shall forge the links of a great chain that will bind together a new and glorious Empire."


    Perhaps this time is now...... Remember, reH suvrup Suv

    Ke'reth zantal Makura
    Ambassador - Klingon Embassy
    Starbase 410


    THE POINTS SYSTEM EXPLAINED

    Each club member can gain points towards promotion.

    All new adult members (over 16's) automatically become members of the Starbase Starfleet Crew as non-commissioned officers (NCO) and start with 0 points. Members work their way up the ranks to the maximum rank of Lieutenant Commander for non-committee members (Starbase Command). The minimum rank a committee member (Starbase Command) may hold is Lieutenant (junior grade) or equivalent. Therefore any member who is below this rank on joining the committee (Starbase Command) is automatically promoted to Lt. jg.

    Example: NCO gains 100 points, he/she/it then receives a Commission as a Starfleet Officer and is promoted to the rank of Ensign, with all the privileges and responsibilities accorded to an Officer in Starfleet.

    Please Note: Only Committee (Starbase Command) members may advance from Lt. Commander to Commander and above.

    If a member, after joining, decides that they do not wish to remain a member of the Starbase Starfleet crew, they have the choice of the following:

    1. They can apply to an Embassy attached to the Starbase for staff positions.

    2. Become a member of the civilian support service (no ranks).

    3. Create own embassy (by agreement with Committee and Captain).

    These options each have their own rules for promotion or service awards within the club, and are covered in separate sections of this article.

    First we will detail the Starfleet Promotion System

    The Rank Points Table (over 16 yrs)

    Rank Abbr. Min-Points Note
    Non-Commissioned Officer NCO

    0

     
    Ensign Ens

    100

     
    Lieutenant (Junior Grade) Lt.jg.

    200

     
    Lieutenant Lt.

    350

     
    Lieutenant Commander Lt.Cdr.

    650

     
    Commander Cdr.

    1000

    Committee
    Captain Capt.

    1350

    Committee
    Fleet Captain F.Capt.

    1850

    Committee
    Commodore Cmdr.

    2350

    Committee
    Rear Admiral R.Adm.

    3000

    Committee
    Vice Admiral V.Adm

    4000

    Committee
    Admiral Adm.

    5000

    Committee

    When a member reaches a promotion level, the member must complete a promotion request form and hand it in to the Duty Operations Officer. These forms will be available from the Ops Desk.

    Each promotion will be accompanied by ceremonial presentation of rank insignia and a certificate.

    Members Under 16 years

    For our junior members there is a Cadet Section with its own rank and points system. (Please see Under 16's table). Cadet points gained are not transferable on reaching Adult Status, for exceptions to this protocol, please ask your Divisional Officer. Divisional Officers will be fully briefed on the Cadet System.

    How to gain Points

    The methods of gaining points are the same for all members. (Please see How to Gain Points Table). There plenty of opportunities to gain points, just turning up to a meeting is one (if slow) way. Volunteering for various duties is another, even those who cannot attend meetings, for one reason or another, can gain points by contributing to the Newsletter or by contributing to the club in a "behind the scenes" role.

    Remember the more you do the more points you get.

    Missing Points

    Whilst we endeavour to correctly allocate points, mistakes do happen. Therefore, each member is responsible for making sure that their points are correct and that any activity, duty or other contribution has been correctly noted.

    DIVISIONS

    As the membership expands it is envisaged that we will be able to divide lower ranking Officers, NCO's and Cadets into divisions (smaller groups) with Divisional Officers and assistants. This will allow for inter-divisional activities and further opportunities to gain points towards promotion. Not only will this facilitate the organisation of an annual prize giving for the Best Division, Member of the Year & Cadet of the Year awards; but will also help us to resemble our favourite fleet more closely.

    More information and explanations on how it will work will be available shortly before implementation. Any volunteers wishing to be considered and trained for the positions of Divisional Officers should make themselves known to Starbase Command Officers as soon as possible. Training will begin at the September Meeting.

    Non-Starfleet Starbase Members

    Embassies, Ambassadors, Embassy Staff & Civilian Support

    Anyone wishing to create his/her/its own Embassy and become an Ambassador must put their request before the committee. Details of How to create an Embassy are available from the Ops Desk. Please ask for the "Creating an Embassy" Handout.

    The methods of gaining points for Embassy Staff are the same as for Starfleet Starbase Crews with the addition of discretionary points awarded by their respective Ambassador. Positions and promotions are attainable either by:

    1. According to each Embassy's military or civilian service rules (Starfleet equivalents).

    2. Or at the discretion of his/her/its Ambassador.

    In cases of dispute; appeals for arbitration, intervention or investigation may be made to Starbase 410 Starfleet Command Officers. All parties concerned will agree to abide by the rules of representation (See Handout "Creating an Embassy").

    Civilian Service Support

    Because this is a non-military role, there are no ranks or visible marks of promotion. However, it is still possible to have service to the Starbase recognised by way of Service Certificates. Based on the same point levels as the Starfleet Ranks, the certificates will range from Base level 1 service up to Diamond Level. (Please see Civilian Service Table).

    TABLES

    How to gain Points Table

    Note: CD = Captains Discretion Points

    Activity

    PointsValue

    Attendance (Meetings)

    10

    Away Missions

    10

    Duties:  
    Officer of the Day

    10

    Setting Up Crew

    5

    Clearing Crew

    5

    Duty Operations Officer

    10

    Assistant to Duty Ops Officer

    5

    Duty Catering Officer

    10

    Assistant to Catering Officer

    5

    Miscellaneous:  
    Refreshment items (cakes etc)

    CD

    Donating a Raffle Prize

    10

    Bringing New Member

    10

    Giving a Talk

    10

    Game/Activity Supervisor

    10

    Attending Training Sessions

    5

    Contributions to Newsletter

    10

    Other Contribution to Club

    CD

    Civilian Service Support Table

    N.B. Gold Award holders will be expected to represent Civilian Service Personnel on the Committee.

    Service Award Min Points per Level Comment
    Entry Level

    0

     
    Base Level 1

    100

     
    Base Level 2

    200

     
    Base Level 3

    350

     
    Bronze Award

    650

     
    Silver

    1000

     
    Silver Star Award

    1350

     
    Gold Award

    1850

    Committee
    1 Star Gold Award

    2350

    Committee
    2 Star Gold Award

    3000

    Committee
    3 Star Gold Award

    4000

    Committee
    Diamond Award

    5000

    Committee

    Under 16's Table

    At the age of 16, providing the Cadet has reached the level of Yeoman or above. The Cadet will receive a Starfleet Officers Commission and be promoted to the rank of Ensign, with all the privileges and responsibilities accorded to an Officer in Starfleet.

    If, at the age of 16, the Cadet has not reached Yeoman level. Then the Cadet will become an Adult NCO and will have to earn an Officers Commission the same way as an adult New Member.

    Rank Points
    Cadet

    0

    Cadet 3rd Class

    100

    Cadet 2nd Class

    200

    Cadet 1st Class

    350

    Cadet Leader

    650

    Yeoman

    1000

    Cadet Warrant Officer

    1500

     

    The points and rank system may be revised from time to time to accommodate the future growth and expansion of the Club. Revisions will be published in the Starbase 410 Newsletter.

    Cdr. T'Pina, First Officer - Starbase 410

    Revised: 15th August 1999